Santa Paws came!!!

Wow, Mamma kept telling me that I was being a bad puppy and that Santa Paws wasn't going to get me anything...
But she was RONG!
He brung me a basted bone - nummy! And Bubba and I had to share a stocking filled with treats! Mamma says the stocking helped puppies at shelters - so it was a double treat. I guess Santa Paws makes special things that help other puppies and kitties that don't have homes at Christmas time. I feel really bad when I think of any puppies and kitties that don't have homes. At least I know my Doggie Mamma and Doggie Daddy and all my brothers and sisters have good homes!
And I have the bested - I get to eat treats and PLAY and PLAY and PLAY!
I hope all of you were visited by Santa Paws this year! Don't forget the poor kitties and puppies that don't have homes...

I'm green!

It's been quite a while since I was allowed to play on the computer. I have been grounded and have had to study spelling all this time. I gotted grounded because Daddy's sister keeps coming over and putting colored stuff on the walls. She says she is decorating and painting, whatever that is.

But, I keep trying to eat the colored wet stuff and when I can't eat it, I try to lick it off the wall. And the other day, I rested against the wall, cuz I was tired, and Mama said I turned green! So, they grounded me from the computer.

But, I've been better, and so I'm back!

I lost my Stuffie - I had a hedgehog that I loved, but Bubba got a hold of it and chewed a hole in it - so I had to pull all the innards out! So Daddy threw it away! I was sad, but then Mama went to the door and opened it up - and now I have a new Stuffie! It's a teddy bear, and I love to have Mama and Daddy throw it and I get to chase it! I think I need to PLAY now! Bubba is chasing me, and I need to get the tug o rope and see if he will play with me!

More coming - unless I get grounded - there is more color coming!

Spelling Better

Well Momma was sick for all the past month so she spent a lot of time teaching me better spelling. She says I am the smartest puppy ever borned - but to not tell Bubba that becauz he might get jealous.
Momma had something called brawn-kie-tis and it wented into new-moan-yah and now she has a skin yeast infektion all over her body. She smells good cauz she is using this powdery stuff called gold something but she will not let me lick at it.
At least she is feeling better and will play with me. She and Daddy are now both playing chase the ball with me a lot.
Bubba keeps steeling my ball and hiding it behind the couch but Daddy will rescue it for me!

Spesial Water!

Oh Wow! I feel so spesial! Mama came home a few dayz ago an brout home a big box. Daddy opened it an started laffing! I waz rite at hiz side an could not see what waz so funny. All I saw waz a small potty bowl. Just like the big one in the room wher Mama and Daddy go pee-pee. I like that water.
Then they put the little potty bowl on the floor an put water in it!
Even better water than in the big potty! I can drink an drink an drink!
An then Mama putted one in the sleeping room! Now I can drink outta a potty bowl all day an all nite!
Mama thought I waz so cute, she even got out the flashie box an tooked my pikture!

Lost Toof!

I waz playin wif Mama an she got paniky an saw blood on her hands! She grabbed me an looked me over an saw I had a bloody mouth. She and Daddy wer talkin bout maybe goin to the pokey place an then she saw a toof on the carpet! I had losted my toof when we played tug a tire! Mama waz really happy an grabbed the toof an put it in a baggie an tooked it downstairs to her room where she plays wif paper and piktures an she said she waz gonna put my toof on a page in her book!
Then I losted anuther toof when Daddy played tug a tire wif me too! It popped out an landed on his lap! He would not play wif me after that. It waz not my fault that my toof came out! Why am I being punished for loosing a toof? I felt bad an tryed to get Daddy to play wif me, but he kept sayin no.
Then Mama said that a Toof Fairey mite vizit me! An she would bring me treats!
An when I woked up the next day, there was a treat under my pillow! I missed the Toof Fairey, but I liked what she brung me!
Mama saz I am growin too fast! But, I keep tellin her I am still a baby an I like to be spoiled!

Vakation!

Mama and Daddy took me and Bubba for a ride in the kar! It waz fun! Bubba did not want to share his area in the bak seet but I still had a lot of room to lay down in.
Daddy did not want me in the front seet with him - he an Mama pushed me back. I finally put my head on Daddys shoulder an Mama said "awwww" an that is where I got to stay for most of the ride!
Bubba and I were takin to a place that Bubba calls "Jail" but I thought it was fun! I got to bark at other doggies an one day they tooked me and Bubba out to PLAY! I got to go in the pool an chase a ball and jump around. Bubba just satted and pouted.
After years Daddy came an rescude us! We went for anuther ride an ended up at home. I waz happy to be wif my toys an Daddy an Mama! I got to wake up Mama! I jumped on her an kissed her an told her I waz home!
She loved on me an told me they waz sorry to make us go away but her unkle went to the Bridge an they had to go an say goodbye. I forgave her - but I am not sure if Bubba will soon!

TOYZ!!!

I luv toyz. Mamma and Daddy let me play wif lots of stuff. My favurite toy is the tire wif the big stringy attached. I pik it up an shake it an shake it. Mamma tells me she thinks I am gonna hurt myself, but Im just havin fun!
Then theres the squeeky ball. My furst Mamma gotted me a squeeky doll but the squeeky stopped. Then Daddy found one in the closet and it is my second favuritest toy. Daddy saz I drive him crazy wif the squeeky when I chew an chew an chew! Mamma just lafs an gits the flashy box.
She tooked one more picture of me - she saz I am adorable in it. So, she said I had to put it on here. I think I waz watchin my squeeky ball. She tooked this when I waz 4 monts old on July 7th. Mamma saz Im just begining to grow into my legz. I dont no what that meanz but she seems happy about it!

Who's Harrie Poter?

Mama went an gotted a bunch of round thingys that she put in a round machine that hooks up to her ears an she is not doin anyting. Not playin wif me, not pettin me, nutting.
She told Daddy to be kwiate a lot, cus she is listenin to Harrie Poter. She was cryin an sayin someone died on the second round thingy that she has nown since she started Harrie Poter with some Stone thing.
I just want to play wif her an my tire but she saz "no, I am listenin to Harrie Poter this weekend" So I went in an played wif the fun paper on the roll in the pottie room. She was not happy but I need to play! I am still a baby - I need play! And Bubba just bites my noz. So I had to find something to play wif. I need to take a nap now an cuver the cool air hole in the floor.

I am growin!

I had to go get pokeyed agin today. Daddy says I am finaly a legal dog wit the pokeys now. They gaved me another shiny thing to put on my kollar. I jangle now!
Daddy was also suprized to see I way 36 pounds now - he says I gained 7 pounds in 2 weeks! I am taller than Bubba now! I like to play wif Bubba! He growls but he is waggin his tail - so I do what Mama does - I pet him. Mama an Daddy laf when I do that - Bubba just bites me on the noze!

Mama Luvs Me!

Mama did a digi scrap book page of me! She said she waz shone one by a friend an she loved it an had to do one of me!
(she did one of Bubba but I will let him show off his!)
I am now just over 4 monts old. Daddy and Mama looked at me tonite an said I was as tall as Bubba! They say I am gonna be a big boy!
Mama spent time tonite playin ball wif me! I ran an ran an ran! I am goin to take a nap now.

Sic

I have not ritten in a wile - Bubba and me were both sic. Mama an Daddy were worreed about me, I had lots of axidents in the sleepin room a couple of nites, and they kept sayin how stinky an runnie they were. Mama called it die-ah-ree-ah.
When Daddy decided to take me to the nastie pokey people, he also said Bubba was throwin up.
So we all went for a ride to the nastie pokey people, and I had 2 more axidents in the cold room. But the pokey ladie did not seem to be worried about me - she came in and pokied Bubba with some bag of drink. Daddy told Mama it was a eye-vee treetment. I do not know why they call it that - since the pokey ladie didn't mess with his eyes.
The pokey ladie said we had a viruhs. I do not remember catchin a viruhs, but Bubba had one too.
So, she sent us all home with pills to stop the die-ah-ree-ah. I do not mind that, since Daddy and Mama give it to us in cheez. I really like cheez! I try to get Bubbas cheez, but Daddy and Mama make sure I can not get his.
I missed a nite of Puppy Skool becuz I was sick. Mama had a head ake so she did not mind missin Puppy Skool.
Daddy took me this week. Mama had to wurk at some thing for the 4th. I did ok, but I do not like to lay down unless I sit first. Daddy waz not happy wif me on that, but he said I did ok on all my other Puppy Skool stuff.
I am feelin better now. I think I will go play wif my tire now!

Play time!!!

Oh boy! I am so eggsited! The Other dog - Bubba - PLAYED wif me last nite! For a long time! We nipped at each other and play-growled and we wagged our tales! Mama camed home an she got out the black flashie box and made it flash at us - but I did not care - I was having FUN! I have tryed to play wif Bubba for ever, since I cam to my new house, an this time he PLAYED! Mama said it was for over a hour! I do not know what a hour is - but she said she was happy wif both of us!
Mama even gave both of us a YUMMY!!!! I love gettin YUMMYs - they taste so good!
An we played outzide to! I felt a little sorry for Bubba, cuz he was pantin hard, but he kept PLAYING wif me outzide!
I slept good last nite! I was tired wif all the PLAYING!!!
Bubba is teachin me to spel, an I am havin fun!

Puppy Skool

Mama says I am the smartes one at puppy skool. I lern fast and last nite Daddy waz wif us! I waz so happy he came, I spent all my time when we waz walkin just watchin Daddy! Mama had the blak box wif her an had it up to her face a lot makin that clikin sound! She saz it is for her scrappin books, but I am not sure what that means.
We lerned to "leave it" last nite. I do not like "leave it"! Daddy held a yummy in front on my noze an told me "leave it" an closed his hand over the treat! I new there waz a treat in his hand, but he would not let me haf it! I really wanted it, since Daddy went away durin the day to some place he called a Kasino an won Mama sum money! Mama waz happy an got me some more toyz and treats! But Daddy had not fed me or Bubba (the other dog) at all - an I waz HUNGRIE! An then he does not let me haf the treat - he tellz me to "leave it"!
Mama sayz it took me a long time, but I got the treat when I sat down - so I new I needed to sit for the treat! But then it did not work - cuz Daddy then put the treat in his hand an put it in front of my noze an I sat, an went for the treat an he said "Leave it!" AGAIN!
An then Mama and Daddy both threw treats rite at the end of my leash an told me to "leave it". I do not like "leave it"! An they both said they are really goin to work on that one with me a lot.
I got them back - they asked if I wanted to pee outside, I did not - I waited until we were in the red rolly thing an I peed in the back seat! That will show them not to say "leave it"!

Alone

O man, Daddy got up irly todae an tooked the other dog wit him. He left me. I waz not alowed to go wit him. I tryed to go, but he pushd me bac into the hous. I cryed, but he did not let me go wit them.
Mama came out of her pooper room an told me it waz ok. I felt beter but than she left me to!
I waz all alon. I hav never bin all alone befor.
Then Daddy came home with out the other dog! An he smeled like the place that poked me an putted a "micro chipp" in me. I axed Daddy where the other dog waz, but he didnt onderstand me. I waz afrade he mite take me away an not bring me bak.
An then he tooked me to the car an we went to that place.
I waz skared. An he tooked me into a room an a man came in an gave me another poke with a sharp thing. I waz ok tho cuz he petted me a lot.
Then Daddy had the peeple get the other dog. I waz so xcited to see him!
Daddy let us both ride in the car together. The other dog got the frunt seet, so I crawled in Daddy's lap (Mama says that is not a good idea cuz I am goin to be big soon).
When we got home Daddy went into the big water thing outside. I wanted to join him so I climed the latter to the top. Daddy put me in the water an I did the doggie padle for a little bit! The water was so deep I culd not put my paws on the ground! But Daddy held me and then called the Boy on his cill fone and the Boy helped me back on the grass. I thawt it was fun!
Daddy called Mama on the fone an she toled him to get a pikture nex time!
It haz bin a long day for me. I am still a puppy and I am goin to go sleep now.

i'm learning real slowly

hellow, my name is chevy maximus i am 3monts plus 6 daz old todae. i am lerning - i started puppy skool last nite - so i will get beter as i lern.
i was borned to a butiful momma an my dada is hansom! i am a "golden retriever" (human-mama taut me that!). i was takin away from my momma on May 26 an my human-mama and human-daddy tooked me to a fun place called PetRSmart an baught me a new koller and leash. they ar blu, i like blu.
then they tooked me to a horible place they called a "vet". i gotted a pain in my back an the lady petted me a lot so i was ok.
then we went an they tooked me to my new home. there were anothir dog there - i wanted to play, but he just growls at me. all the time he growls at me...but last nite he played some wit me. i was xcited.
human-mama saz i need to go out an do poopers now - i dont now why i can't just keep doin it by the bak door. or in their pooper room.
mor to come. i am goin to lern more spellin wurds now.