Spesial Water!

Oh Wow! I feel so spesial! Mama came home a few dayz ago an brout home a big box. Daddy opened it an started laffing! I waz rite at hiz side an could not see what waz so funny. All I saw waz a small potty bowl. Just like the big one in the room wher Mama and Daddy go pee-pee. I like that water.
Then they put the little potty bowl on the floor an put water in it!
Even better water than in the big potty! I can drink an drink an drink!
An then Mama putted one in the sleeping room! Now I can drink outta a potty bowl all day an all nite!
Mama thought I waz so cute, she even got out the flashie box an tooked my pikture!

Lost Toof!

I waz playin wif Mama an she got paniky an saw blood on her hands! She grabbed me an looked me over an saw I had a bloody mouth. She and Daddy wer talkin bout maybe goin to the pokey place an then she saw a toof on the carpet! I had losted my toof when we played tug a tire! Mama waz really happy an grabbed the toof an put it in a baggie an tooked it downstairs to her room where she plays wif paper and piktures an she said she waz gonna put my toof on a page in her book!
Then I losted anuther toof when Daddy played tug a tire wif me too! It popped out an landed on his lap! He would not play wif me after that. It waz not my fault that my toof came out! Why am I being punished for loosing a toof? I felt bad an tryed to get Daddy to play wif me, but he kept sayin no.
Then Mama said that a Toof Fairey mite vizit me! An she would bring me treats!
An when I woked up the next day, there was a treat under my pillow! I missed the Toof Fairey, but I liked what she brung me!
Mama saz I am growin too fast! But, I keep tellin her I am still a baby an I like to be spoiled!

Vakation!

Mama and Daddy took me and Bubba for a ride in the kar! It waz fun! Bubba did not want to share his area in the bak seet but I still had a lot of room to lay down in.
Daddy did not want me in the front seet with him - he an Mama pushed me back. I finally put my head on Daddys shoulder an Mama said "awwww" an that is where I got to stay for most of the ride!
Bubba and I were takin to a place that Bubba calls "Jail" but I thought it was fun! I got to bark at other doggies an one day they tooked me and Bubba out to PLAY! I got to go in the pool an chase a ball and jump around. Bubba just satted and pouted.
After years Daddy came an rescude us! We went for anuther ride an ended up at home. I waz happy to be wif my toys an Daddy an Mama! I got to wake up Mama! I jumped on her an kissed her an told her I waz home!
She loved on me an told me they waz sorry to make us go away but her unkle went to the Bridge an they had to go an say goodbye. I forgave her - but I am not sure if Bubba will soon!