She won't PLAY!!!

Mamma won't play wif me. She keeps telling me no when I bring her the ball to throw for me. She says she is busy watching the big picture screen. I think she could at least throw the ball, but she says she wants to watch this thing with lots and lots of people and flags and outfits. She says this lasts 2 weeks! What am I going to do without PLAYING? I NEED the ball to be throwed. At least she assured me that this thing only happens every four years. Maybe I can get Daddy to throw the ball for me...

Daddy brought me a playmate!

Daddy lefted last Friday, and it was just me, Bubba, the Girls and Momma all weekend. Momma went away on Saturday to see a friend in some city she said was Windy. But, we had all day Sunday with just Momma! She throwed the ball for me for a long time!
Then Daddy came home yesterday with the Boy - their son. He was here for a little while right after I came here to live, but then he left a year ago for some place called College and then to live with another Momma. But, then he called Daddy and asked to come home, and Daddy went down to some place called Georgia and gotted him and broughted him back!
Now I have someone to play with! The Boy has a lot of energy and likes to play! I love to Play! Playing is something I could do forever!
So, now he lives in the lower rooms and comes up to play a little! Daddy and Momma seem happy to have him home! I know I am!

Darn Bubba!

He blogged about me losing my privates. It's not funny. I am no longer a full Golden Boy. It was horrible. Momma and Daddy tooked me to the Pokey Place because I had a sore on my ear. The Pokey Person said it was a hot spot. Whatever. I just know Momma said it felt very hot to her when she tried to clean it. It itched me.
I do not know what I did rong then. Momma and Daddy just lefted me there at the Pokey Place. Just left me. And the Pokey People did not feed me, or gif me water all nite. And then they Pokeyed me the next morning and I fell asleep. When I woked up, my hot spot was feeling better, but my privates hurt.
At least Momma came later and rescued me from the Pokey Place, but then I found out I had to wear a big lamp thing on my head. Momma and Daddy both laughed, and Bubba said he knew it was going to happen, and the Girls sat on the frigerator and laughed and laughed at me. The worst part was it was very hard to PLAY wif it on. And, according to Daddy, my "job description" (whatever that is) as the Puppy is to PLAY (and sleep and eat and poop... among other things!)
Momma tooked her flashy thing, and I tried to give her the Golden Smile, and here's what I looked like with the lamp thing on my head.

Poor Patches

Oh man!!! Daddy was just telling Momma about our neighbor puppy (Momma calls him a weener dog???). Patches was with his Momma and Daddy and they went to a house, and when Patches' Daddy was taking her out to pee (I love to pee!!! So does Bubba!) - a Rotten Wiler and another doggy ATTAKED her!!! It tooked five hoomans to rescue Poor Patches! Thank goodness she's ok, but I bet she was skared. I know I would be. It skares me enuff when Bubba bites my nose!

Water!

Ok, I was tolded that Goldens, like myself, love water. So, when Daddy went up the ladder and got in the big huge waterbowl, I followed. Well, I followed up the ladder to the top. Daddy tried to get me in the big waterbowl, but I was not sure if it would be fun.
Momma tooked piktures of me - so I'll share a couple with you!!!
Yes, I gotted scared and ran away! Later, I DID get in the big waterbowl, when Momma gotted in there and was floating on a bed. She did not get a pikture, since she said she will not let her precious baby get wet (I think she was talking about the flashy box). I went in without using the ladder - and I quickly jumped out! It wasn't fun at all. I gotted very wet and had to roll and roll and roll to try and dry off. Momma and Daddy didn't seem happy with me rolling and rolling, but I had to get dry.
They are talking about a baby waterbowl for me and Bubba, so we shall see what happens.

Da PARK!!!!!

Oh Boy! Daddy and Mama tooked me to a place they called the Park! It was so cool! I gotted to walk all over the grass, and even stopped and checked out the News. Bubba told me about checking out the News - and today I got to check out a LOT of News!

This is me checking out the News at the first stop we made! Another doggy said it was a nice Park, and another said they met a big Animal with hard feet and someone on top of it!

Daddy tooked me all over, we walked while Mama tooked her flashy box and pointed it at me wherever we went!

Daddy and Mama say they are going to take me to Park more! They said I need xersize - and they said they needed xersize too!

I was tired when we were done, and they took me in the wheely thing to a place that smelled like doggy heaven - Mama called it burreetoes that they brought into the wheely thing! But I didn't get any of the doggy heaven, but I was happy to get my own water!!!! Mama says I have a tongue that is too big for my head! I used it to get lots of water!

Visitors!

I'm so excited! Momma's Momma and Daddy are here visiting wif us! Gramma will actually PLAY tug wif me and my rope! Grampa does not seem to like me and Bubba much, but that is ok - Gramma will play wif me!
She will not play ball wif me, she saz it is becauz I slobber all over the ball! Maybe that is why the Girls call Bubba and me the Slobbery Hound Things...
I will haf to think about it! But first - it is time to EAT!!!!!